Billie the Platypus

Free CI monitoring.
Unsolicited platypus included.

DeployBar lives in your macOS menu bar. It auto-discovers your GitHub Actions and Vercel deployments. When things break, it turns red and stays red until you deal with it. When things pass, it shuts up. It’s free. The catch is Billie—a corporate platypus who roasts every deploy with commentary you didn’t ask for and can’t disable.

This is how you find out your deploy broke
without DeployBar.

Free forever. Pay to control the platypus.

Free
Forever. No catch. Well, one catch.
  • Full deploy monitoring — GitHub Actions + Vercel
  • Auto-discovers your repos. No config.
  • Native macOS notifications
  • Billie roasts at “Normal” intensity
  • You cannot fire the platypus
Get DeployBar
Billie Pro
$4.99/mo
or $50/yr
  • Everything in Free
  • “Shut Him Up” — disable roasts entirely
  • “Unhinged” — maximum platypus savagery
  • Support an indie dev’s questionable decisions
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